Does this really happen? YES!

[mangiferaindicamango]

Driving to the office this morning on the Interstate, I looked over to
my left and there was a woman in a brand
new Mustang doing 65 miles per hour with her face up next to her rear
view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was
halfway over in my lane, still working on her
makeup! It scared me (I'm a man) so bad, I dropped my electric shaver,
which knocked the donut out of my other
hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my
knees against the steering wheel, it knocked
my cell phone away from my ear which fell into the coffee between my
legs, splashed and burned Big Bob and the Twins, ruined the phone and
DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!

DAMN THOSE WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[The Lady Belle]

ah..haha...ha.. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

You should have been driving around town with me today..Talk about Sunday drivers!!!..One car came around a corner so fast that he just..and I mean JUST missed taking out the Bull Bar on my 4WD..lucky thing that we werent pulled right up to the line at the traffic lights!!

Another guy pulled up in a narrow two way road sitting there and when we pulled up behind him..he smiled..waved and put his emergency lights on...WTF??...does that make it legal then to block the road??..Dont know why he didnt park his car in the carpark that was right beside the road..Why is it illegal to run people like that over...crushing their car under our chunky 4WD tyres??..hehehe [img]graemlins/devil.gif[/img]

And yesterday we saw two people loose it going around corners..one nearly going over the embankment of a railway line..only a big fence stopped the car..and the second one was a lil red car going to fast round a round-about..he's not going anywhere because he ripped off his back right side wheel..

Sad thing was seeing a poor VW Beetle that had been on fire..We drove by after the fire brigade put it out..

Just a whole bunch of idiots on the road today and I was very happy to get home in one piece and the car intact!!..

[mangiferaindicamango]

WOW MISS BELLE, seems like it was an all out to get you type of day eh??

Glad nothing serious happened.

And yes theirs all types of bad drivers out there, Men and Women..HEHEHEEEEEEE

But speaking for the majority of men, we don't wear make-up!

BWAHAHAA

[SHATOUSHKA]

*attempts to wipe away the steady flow of tears generated from the laugher inducing posts*


LMMFAO!!!!!!!! [img]graemlins/thumbs_up.gif[/img]